Short Film - Viacom Sues LifeGuy runs into Viacom office
Guy: “sir, sir, Tommy Kenny is dead!”
Viacom manager “Wow… that’s terrible.”
Guy: “So… who are we going to get to do Spongebob’s voice?”
Viacom manager: “Tom Kenny, like always.”
Guy: “But he’s dead, sir.”
Viacom manager: “I’m afraid I don’t understand. Tom Kenny is able to do a lot of parts and still play Spongebob.
Guy: No, when someone dies it means they don’t come back.
Viacom manager: What!? We have a contract! He can’t do this!
Guy: Do you know what dead means?
Viacom manager: That it’s a prime candidate for a reboot or remake. That’s it, we’ll reboot Tom Kenny!
Guy: That’s not how it works. In the real world, when people die, they never come back. It’s just a fact of life.
Viacom manager: You know what this means, right?
The guy looks on confused.
Viacom manager: We’re going to take life itself to